i need a man who:

i can have fun with.
will drink beer with me and laugh at stupid things.
likes to cuddle.
relates to both me and my friends.
is mature, but still young and excited for life.
will do the dishes.
is an amazing cook.
loves to walk for the sake of walking.
is a visual person.
gives good back rubs.
isn't shy.
likes when i massage his feet.
surprises me with jewelry every once in a while.
is a little more daring than i am.
appreciates me.
challenges me.
has good hair.
has a few really hot tattoos.
is my favorite beer pong partner.
rolls a good dutch.
is honest.
makes me feel comfortable being completely open.
loves art as much as i do.
will take me out dancing.
will make the bed.
isn't afraid to go barefoot.

what i can offer to this man in return:
i like doing laundry. and will gladly do yours.
i'm really cute.
i will laugh at most of your dumb jokes. maybe not your really dumb ones, though.
i'm really good at picking out amazing presents.
i can be your best friend.
i really don't care who that girl was on the phone and how you know her.
i love drawing your portrait. this works out well for egotists.
i can make you a pretty sweet pair of mittens.
i am always late, giving you extra time to get ready and relax.
i almost always have weed.
my feet don't smell.
i'm really good at procrastinating.
your family will like me.
i clean up after you. almost as much as your mom does.
i love drunk sex. and yes, i'm up for it right now. but only if your as wasted as i am.
i'm not very strong, so you will feel super masculine when i need your help.
if you can convince me to have children, i'd be a good mother.